Start Spreadin' The News!

Hi Wacky Readers!

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I have just been swamped! No excuses other than that. I don't accept excuses so I won't make them.

The big news on the Anabelle front is that I am only 23 short days away from The Big Apple. That's right, friends! I am heading for The Great White Way, The City That Never Sleeps, The City So Nice They Named It Twice, New York! I am going with some friends and we plan on eating, walking, eating, museuming, eating, book store-ing, eating, shopping, eating and eating. Get my drift?

I am soooo excited I can't hardly stand to be around me! Of course, first I have to deal with the cattle call that is airline travel. I do have some tips for making the hassle of travel a bit easier:

1) Don't pack toiletries. Go to a drug store when you get to your destination and buy small sizes there. You don't have to worry about that stupid rule anymore and you will give the local economy a little stimulus!

2) Cram everything you are taking into a suitcase that is to small. Don't worry about wrinkles, iron it when you get there.

3) Don't check your luggage. Somehow you have got to get it in to that (shrinking) overhead compartment. Shove it in there even if there is no way in hell it will fit. Screw what the people behind you are muttering about you under their breath! They are going to do the EXACT SAME THING in a couple of minutes.

4) Get completely, obnoxiously, rip roaring hammered on the flight. No one will notice.

5) When you land, at all costs, BE THE FIRST ONE OFF OF THE PLANE. Even if you have to shove children and little old people out of your way.

6) The Flight Attendants really preferred to be called Waitresses-In-The-Sky. Treat them as such and BONUS; no tipping allowed!

Those are all the tips I have! Now get out there and travel before only the Rich And Famous can!